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sorry to say but thats funny but that would suckkkk if that happend.. lol
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man wish i knew that when i got pulled over wendsday for doin 100 lol...
me to when i got a 600 dollar ticket for excesive speeding
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Since I haven't done this in a while, I figure I'd start putting jokes up here again for everyone. As always, feel free to add your own jokes.

Mike (MKIII Emeritus)

Joke:

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing on their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money -- fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.... '

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
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What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette.
A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Im from California.

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Default Vacuum Cleaner Joke

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now .'
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A buddy of mine went to Best Buy looking for a copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He couldn't find it, and asked the girl at customer service if they had it in the back room. She had somehow never heard of the game, but asked him to describe it. He said it was a game about a black guy that ran around beating people up with clubs, making a ton of money and sleeps with Prostitutes. The girl comes back and says she has heard of the game and goes to the storage room. She returned with a copy of Tiger Woods 2010 Golf.
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