How to pick up woman

[Everybodys]

Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

[duke]

This is one of those spam posts, so I edited out the links and garbage but I thought this corny joke was on the hilarious side.

[SleepyHeadGTi]

That is spam... because everyone knows girls in Brazil don't wear underwear... at least at MikeinBrazil they don't...

[ARRRRRRRR32]

Originally Posted by SleepyHeadGTi

That is spam... because everyone knows girls in Brazil don't wear underwear...

true story.

[db]

It's a keeper...I'll have to remember this line for my next life!

[turb7]

Originally Posted by ARRRRRRRR32

true story.

bahahaha....perfect way to look at it!

[gsHCO]

someone tried this @ the bar this weekend, girl gave the dirtiest look to him hahaha

[Straz85]

Originally Posted by SleepyHeadGTi

That is spam... because everyone knows girls in Brazil don't wear underwear... at least at MikeinBrazil they don't...

Funny, I went out with a girl from brazil once and uhh...yeah no underwear.

[LiFeIsCrAzY]

well... i would say 60% of brazillian girl wear underwear... the other 40% are slut that why they dont...

[golfzex]

what if im goin commando?

[cybicus]

I tried that line, worked beautifully!