THIS JUST IN: Gorilla Terrorizes High School!

[das boot]

I heard about this on the radio today. The punishment was a bit excessive.
That's f-ed up.

[Tommunist]

Originally Posted by das boot

I heard about this on the radio today. The punishment was a bit excessive.
That's f-ed up.

why covering the liscence plate? that seems like it was a weird thing to do...
I'm confused why they didn't just have a couple of police officers just figure out who it was and not callin the fbi and all that BS. Like killing a mosquito with a SAM.

[blkjettaiv]

JUst a bit excessive. 300k bond...thats nuts. he should blame it on zoloft.

[JFryauff]

Pattison, an 18-year-old National Merit scholar finalist other teens described as attentive and quiet...

Aren't they always the ones.

Nearby, state police and FBI agents interviewed Pattison.
''You never know. I don't know what his intentions are,'' White said, explaining his decision to call other agencies for help. ''In this day and age, you don't know.''

Relax Columbo! Highschool + Ape suit + roof top = Wholesome fun.

[Tommunist]

Originally Posted by JFryauff

Relax Columbo! Highschool + Ape suit + roof top = Wholesome fun.

that's what I've always said and always will. f the man. :P

[shedpress]

ok this is just stupid...when will the madness end? Oh no! A boy in a gorilla suit!!! Everybody run for your lives!! Call the Navy Seals!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

[Tommunist]

Originally Posted by silverGTI

ok this is just stupid...when will the madness end? Oh no! A boy in a gorilla suit!!! Everybody run for your lives!! Call the Navy Seals!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

there needs to be a "gorilla" level on the terror alert chart. LOOK OUT GORILLA!!!

[das boot]

Don't make me use it.

[Tommunist]

Originally Posted by das boot

Don't make me use it.

I think the gorilla level of alert is a pretty good suggestion - no whoreage here If you want to work the gorilla level of whorage into your chart feel free

[ARRRRRRRR32]

wow that really blew out of proportion. its not like the kid was carrying around any guns or anything. it was a gorilla suit...but maybe it was explosive...

[Tommunist]

OH SHIT!

NOW THE GORILLAS HAVE MOVED OFF OF THE ROOF AND INTO THE CLASSROOM!!! LOOK OUT!!


so then we take the cosine of the denomenator and....

[1point8T]

only in america this happens

[ARRRRRRRR32]

Originally Posted by 1point8T

only in america this happens

easy there you canadian bastid

[blkjettaiv]

Originally Posted by Tommunist

OH SHIT!

NOW THE GORILLAS HAVE MOVED OFF OF THE ROOF AND INTO THE CLASSROOM!!! LOOK OUT!!


so then we take the cosine of the denomenator and....

This must be the teacher who left there blue bag on the sidewalk that was mistaken for a bomb...

[109 LUVR]

Wow, that IS the gh3yness. I know the first thing I think of when I see a person in a monkey suit = Terrorist.

I especially liked how the entire school then had to rush across the street because some teacher dropped their lunch on the way in; I seriously believe that we will end up killing ourselves through our own paranoia...

And the worst part of it is the parents and school officals who continue to play up the incident, as if to say that they never did anything of the sort when they were in high school...

May they all slip and break their monkey-reminant tailbones...