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Okay these usually turn out to be hilarious. Basically, this is a never ending story in which each poster says one sentence or one portion of a sentence, and then the next poster continues that sentence, whether it be related or not.

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So there I was minding my own business walking down the street when...
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Really? No one? I'll help out.

Some dude chick asked me what time it was.
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I looked him..or her up and down, and then uttered the words...
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Why do you have a shirt on that says "guess"?
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To which the he/she replied, "because I want you to guess what I have in my left hand..."
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Then I replied cautiously "A penis?"

Lol I love how me and turbo are the only ones doing this.
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Then I replied cautiously "A penis?"

Lol I love how me and turbo are the only ones doing this.
That's because we like to party

"No" the tranny said, and then produced from the hand a....
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...DUCK!!!. The duck, wet with water stood up, shook itself dry and exclaimed...

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then it said aflakkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
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Which then puzzled me since it was a goose. Retief Goosen in fact!
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