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and went on to say. Dont you know that if your spoiler is big your penis is big too?
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i attempted to explain that a wing is a dumb idea on a civic, but in the middle of the conversation, he grabbed me by the shoulders and said....
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Hey man it adds 15 horsepower along with the 5 jdm and type r stickers
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that's when I broke down laughing and said to him..
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...with all of the money you spent pimping this car's exterior out, you could have put in a supercharger AND a turbo to really get some wings! He just walked away muttering when...

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...I was suddenly struck in the face with...
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I big ass jdm sticker and I was forced to watch YouTube - My New Honda - My New Haircut Spoof
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But i couldn't see what i was watching because i was to busy licking the screen.
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..because i wanted a taste of that butter-yellow honda...
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Blahhhh. that nasty thing tastes like shit. So i said...
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Fuckin mustangs
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fucking old rebuilt dodge
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But wait! Keehn slaps each and everyone of the ricers and saves me. So I say
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