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my soul since they didn't have one. Then they tried to
 

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She told me i needed to go get tested for just looking at her. So i went to the doctor and
 

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the doc said I had every STD known to man and 3 others that have never been seen.
 

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then you try to remember when the hell you slept with Rosie O'Donnell to get the elephant aids
 

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... when u learn of the news you pack all your belongings into the back of ur vw to find that some random odds and ends dont fit so u leave the blow up doll and the sex machine behind and then proceed to speed down the highway when....
 

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rosie jumps out from the bushes and you swerve to avoid totally your car into a freight train, you end up on a dirt road spooling your 1.8t flying towards a....
 

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of a Quarry, but you quickly veer back onto the road where you find a....
 

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with throat cancer from smoking cigars for the past 30 years and thats when you realize the road is a dead end so
 
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